OUR TEAM
Jeff Schachinger
Dance founder, creator, do-er everything else-er.
aka: Fritz
Bodybuilder and on steroids, stand up comic for funeral homes.
Only man ever to be naughty enought to be beaten up by santa.
Broke into a grocery store at four years old.
Ron Kolody - Now Retired
Dance founder, creator, do-er everything else-er.
aka: Dream boat
Extremely shy, hates dancing. Anti-social.
Secret dream: to run a booty call business for the ladies (featuring only himself)
aka: Dream boat
Extremely shy, hates dancing. Anti-social.
Secret dream: to run a booty call business for the ladies (featuring only himself)
Lynn
Girl Friday.
Great great great great grand daughter of Bonnie from Bonnie and Clyde
Favourite actor: Kramer from Seinfeld. (Man, she thinks he's hot)
Dream job: Wal Mart greeter
Turn on's: men with long toenails
Great great great great grand daughter of Bonnie from Bonnie and Clyde
Favourite actor: Kramer from Seinfeld. (Man, she thinks he's hot)
Dream job: Wal Mart greeter
Turn on's: men with long toenails
Char
Official dance paparazzi
Spends her days following city councilmen around trying to get pictures.
Collects and makes shrunken heads...poor Brian.
Former multi-billionaire. Lost her fortune investing in gourmet worm food for worm farms.
Favourite actor: Pee Wee Herman.
Spends her days following city councilmen around trying to get pictures.
Collects and makes shrunken heads...poor Brian.
Former multi-billionaire. Lost her fortune investing in gourmet worm food for worm farms.
Favourite actor: Pee Wee Herman.
DJ Boyd
Hates music and all art forms except polka.
Secret dream: to become the polka king of Ontario, or a Mcdonalds Cashier.
Hates fitness.
Has held a white belt in Karate for ten years standing.
Secret dream: to become the polka king of Ontario, or a Mcdonalds Cashier.
Hates fitness.
Has held a white belt in Karate for ten years standing.
DJ Dom
Kraft Dinner and spam fanatic. Currently writing a book called "501 uses for Kraft dinner and spam".
Health nut.
Favourite costume: spandex and cashmere
Favourite actress: Roseanne Barr - "WOW She's hot!"
Favourite movie: Bambi vs. Godzilla (full length version with subtitles)
Health nut.
Favourite costume: spandex and cashmere
Favourite actress: Roseanne Barr - "WOW She's hot!"
Favourite movie: Bambi vs. Godzilla (full length version with subtitles)
Ryan
Web guy
Age: 28
About me: Vietnam war veteran, hates running, professional ninja, extremely good looking.
CEO of Wal Mart Greeters International
